samspratt:

Sam Spratt’s HOLIDAY EXPRESS Portrait Contest/Custom Portrait Giveaway!

It’s back. As thanks to you for following me here, As usual—I am giving one of you the chance to win a custom portrait from me. Free, no strings attached—it’s the holiday season so you may want to sacrifice your win to give someone you feel nice things towards something unique. The rules have slightly changed though so read on:

What You Get:

A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream—so long as it remains in the portrait format. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form. Want to let me have free reign? That works too, but I want to make something unique for you.

How to Enter:

1. FACEBOOK: Simply comment on the facebook post at: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2156171140079&set=a.1389923864376.2051961.1120470458&type=1&theater

2. TWITTER: Follow http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt and tweet the following phrase verbatim on twitter: 

“Entering to win a custom portrait #painting from @samspratt’s holiday contest! https://www.facebook.com/sam.spratt #samspratt”  

This also counts as an entry.

3. TUMBLR: Just reblog/like this post!

How to Increase Your Odds:

Click the share button on the facebook image post (you will see “like” “comment” and “share” directly beneath the image)

(If you enter all 4 ways, you will have 4x the odds of winning)

How long this will last:

This is called the holiday EXPRESS contest for a reason. I’m keeping this open for 4 days only and then getting the portrait ready and done so that in case you celebrate the holidays, you have it in time.

You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.

NOTE: You must be a follower or subscriber at the time of the win. 

samspratt:

Only one more week to enter, spread it around!

Sam Spratt’s SEPTEMBER Portrait Contest/Custom Portrait Giveaway!

It’s back. To show my appreciation for all of you following me here, As usual—I am giving one guy/man/dude AND one girl/woman/chick the chance to win a custom portrait from me. Free, no strings attached. Here’s the breakdown:

What You Get:

A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream—so long as it remains in the portrait format. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form. Want to let me have free reign? That works too, but I want to make something unique to you.

How to Enter:

1. FACEBOOK: Simply comment on my facebook contest link!

2. TWITTER: Tweet this post by @mentioning my twitter handle @samspratt http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt This also counts as an entry.

3. TUMBLR: If you reblog this photo from me, that will enter you as well.

How to Increase Your Odds:

If you share this with yours friends on facebook by tagging this page with the “@” symbol before “Sam Spratt Illustration” on your wall it will “linkify” this page. This counts as an additional entry.

(If you enter all 4 ways, you will have 4x the odds of winning)

How long this will last:

I will keep the contest open through September with winners announced in early October.

You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.

yukidama:

hamburgerjack:

kiellne:

It’s a baby sloth.

Yes. A sloth.

And it smiles as if EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS ALRIGHT. AAA.

I’m a Sloth!

Do you know why I move so slowly that even algae and mold can grow on me?

It’s because some of the leaves I eat are poisonous! 8D

Did you know I can also swim?

Despite my low mileage, I’m quite good at voiding predators! I blend in and scare them away with my murder claws!

My nickname is The Flash. I can move thirteen feet an hour!

I only have to use the bathroom once a week! 

I sleep up to 18  hrs a day, JUST LIKE YOU!

BELIEVE IT! 8D

AWWWW

Baby Sloth! ;w; It’s so cute.

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yukidama:

hamburgerjack:

frikadeller:

kits-hiwatari:

Now this is remarkable.

I hope you, too, thought this was a picture of actual human beings. The fingers that slightly indent the flesh of a woman. Looks normal. but it should not. It is a 400 year old sculpture - marble - that is a fucking hard material.

Contemporaries used to describe the way Bernini worked as “raping marble” because he could do things to it, others were not even able to think of.

Another sculpture of his “Apollo and Daphne” is just as remarkable because he managed to sculpt leaves that were so thin they became translucent. Remember we are talking about stone here.

Bernini Sculpture: Pluto and Proserpina (1621-22)

nevernotreblog this beautiful sculpture

GODDAMN WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT AND MAGICK

SORCERRRYYY!!!!!

Bernini was a  fucking genius.

So amazingggg.

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ztox:

R.I.P. Ryan Dunn

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momochanners:

jakface:

samspratt:

JUNE Portrait Contest/Custom Portrait Giveaway! To show my appreciation for all of you following me on facebook and tumblr, I am giving one guy/man/dude AND one girl/woman/chick the chance to win a custom portrait from me. Free, no strings attached. All you need to do to enter is reblog this but here’s the breakdown:

What You Get:

A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream—so long as it remains in the portrait format. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Harry Potter, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form. I want to make something unique to you.

How to Enter:

Simply reblog this photo! If you “like” it, your entry counts once, reblogs count twice. 

How to Increase Your Odds:

The Contest is running in parallel over on my facebook: http://www.facebook.com/SamSprattIllustration

Simply enter there for a second chance and additional options.

If you tweet this link by @mentioning my twitter handle @samspratt ( http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt). Your entry now counts double.

How long this will last:

I will keep the contest open through June and have the winner’s portraits following very shortly after. I have done numerous contests like this both personally amongst my social media platforms and sponsored through Gizmodo.com.

Good Luck and again thank you to everyone for the ongoing support. You guys and gals, “The Spratt Pack”, if you will, are THE BEST, THE ABSOLUTE BEST. <3 Sam

Hell yes, I am entering this, Sam, you sexy ginger artist you.

YES PLZ.

Do want. :)

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dragonagestuff:

DA2 - Persona Age 4 by ~Sessie

This picture makes me feel like a target demographic

Lol at Sebastian being Naoto, though. Wanna meet that shadow. 

This is beautiful! CX

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You really don’t. cx 

Oh Conrad. What are we going to do with you?

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Oh my god. XD Come on Garrus, you know you want to.

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